Freeway Coroners Licence $2.99??

Is seems to me that perhaps I have overlooked something here. I mean am I the only one who didn't get a stab at this obviously not so lucrative career. Good God there has to be thousands of them out there. You all know who I'm  talking about ,' The Freeway Coroner', affectionately coined  '' The Rubber Necker''. Everyday on our streets and freeways, our parkways,  or in the case of our southern friends,  our interstates, you can observe these wackjobs in full lunacy!. I don't understand this creature!. HOW in the name of all that is holy, can the thought pattern of these menaces morph from " wow what a nice sunny commute ...cant wait to get home" to " O. M. G  an accident of no apparent inconvenience or obstruction to me or anybody else around me for that matter seems to have presented itself on the road ahead .Never seen one of these before. WOOOO ! suppose i crank this baby down to about 20kph maybe, just maybe i can see a dead person!. OH would that make my day". Meanwhile back in reality ... " oh crap no...no whats this guy doing?, why are we slowing down .Oh , an accident ,BUT ITS OUT OF THE WAY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BUDDY!?? ( Insert red face and standard teeth grinding) YOUR KILLING ME MAN! MOVE ALONG."  Then... SNAP..." LISTEN UP YOU MORBID,  C.S.I WATCHING, WEST COAST GRANOLA EATING SANDAL FLAPPER .. STEP ON IT. If you want to see a dead body  head down to the Deas slough about low tide , or linger around the parking lot of your local country bar about 3 am, but  FOR CRYING OUT LOUD ..MOVE ON!. There is nothing to see here.

Its not that I've nothing positive to say but....That's the beef of the Common Man today!.